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But Ricky my son, you're completely missing the point. Ghettos are what make London. You've got the ghetto of South Kensington, hugely entertaining based on the choice of 4 car colours alone (silver, burgundy, navy blue, and for the nouveux riche there is always BRG) . Poor dears have no imagination or aspiration.

Conversely there's the massively vibrant Islington (Turkish), Hammersmith (Polish), Whitechapel (Former Soviet states and Bangladeshi - odd combo but who am I to criticise), Italians and Jews (Golders Green), the list goes on.

Think about the commercial potential though. All the other nationalities in London could drop by The Park for the quintessential pretentious, middle class dinner experience.

Cocktails after 6, canapes that were just thrown together over the course of an afternoon, stimulating but shallow banter, self consciously refined surroundings with some lovely vivacious Suttons that were picked up on a whim last time the family were passing through Fairford.

Could be a major tourist drawcard...